I'm an average dude. I live in Florida. I'm an open book, so ask away.
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  • BFF:

    Grandmother I need to talk to you

  • Grandma:

    [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

  • BFF:

    No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

  • Grandma:

    What?

  • BFF:

    I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

  • Grandma:

    [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.